Duckz0r
10-03-2005, 10:04 AM
Well, since most of you know i've been away for a while... and most of you knew i was one of the better storytellers around here. I have experienced alot and therefore like to share it with you guys, enjoy reading! ^^
Story #1:
It was a nice summer day in the netherlands, i was at work tho, and it was too quiet to go to work (i work as a butcher), i was extremely bored. Unknowing what would happen that day. I went to my boss, and gave him a headbutt and we started fighting, not for real, just playing (he's such a kid :P, but i like it) so, the day went on. And as i stared off in they air. I looked at the clock while helping a customer, so like normally, i press the button, the number comes out. And i need to help someone again. But... This customer was something else: I greeted him with a normal : Hello, can i help you? and he replied with: "Do you sell fish?".... i looked with an amazed look to his face, he came to a butcher shop. To ask for FISH!? the funny and amazing thing is. The fish shop is just 3 meters away from us. And i looked at him, and said: No we're currently out of stock....
Story #2:
Alot of people say i have a nice smile, especially older woman. This butcher shop is amazing, mostly on Saturday it's freaking full of mostly woman from surinam getting their cheap meat. So like any other customer, i helped a nice woman. She smiled at me and i smiled back. Then when i was halfway done, she called her daughter. But man, that daughter was beautiful!! she had this nice coloured skin. nice blue eyes and a smile that could kill. I couldn't keep my eyes off her. So when we were done, i gave the mother back her change and i looked at that daughter again. And the mother said to me: Hey, i know you have a nice smile, but you are not touching my daughter!! And i was like... sorry... and she laughed. After that laugh, she gave me her phonenumber, address and alot of other info, like she is still a virgin she believes. Ok... i was just watching that girl, and she was already planning our half wedding. I was like... WTF!! O_o. And the mother gave me a: Bye son, as a goodbye. I was extremely shocked... I never called that girl... (such a shame)
Story #3
Gee alot of working stories huh? So basically, it was another hard saturday. And this time i had to work with the guy that sells alot of surinamish specialties. So it was pretty busy, and i helped him out alot. So it was 1 o clock when i checked, and it was sort of quiet. And out of nowhere, an old man on a bike lost control over his bicycle and he fell on top of the food (it was burning hot) so he burned his whole freaking face, and i was like.... WTF!!! the bike fell on top of me, the guy was extremely bloody and burned. So i had to call an ambulance and i got the day off. Thanks old geezer :P
Story #4
I was playing basketball with my friends. And so the guy of the challanging side wasnt a friend, just a random guy from the streets who wanted to play ball. I don't really care if strange people play. But just keep it clean... I wasn't prepared for what was gonna happen. We were 8 points ahead of them. And out of nowhere, a guy from the challengers gives a friend of mine an enormous ***** slap... and of course, this resulted into a fight. We all fought great, but these guys were like friggin hellish strong. So we lost... i got home with a black eye and a nice scar on my cheek. Girls love that scar, they say it makes me look dangerous... Thank you idiots :D
Story #5
A friend of mine had a karate tournament, and wanted me to and some other friends to go watch him and cheer him on. So... we went there, and after some extremely nice battles. It was my friends turn in the finale. He was sooo friggin happy. But damn satan was lurking behind them. Because nobody saw this coming. The bell rang, the fight started, my friend gets the first point for a succesfull hit in the back. Another point... and after the third point, you win... but... the challenger used a high kick, and trying to block the kick my friend used his open arm... and when he blocked it. We ALL, literally ALL, heard a very hard *KNACK*... and my friend looked at his hands, seeing his pinkie was hanging, on the side where it wasnt supposed to bow... He looked up to me and fainted, we all ran over to him. And he was disqualified for being unable to fight... damn, gotta hate things like this.
Story #6
It was deep summer, i went to vacation in spain. Where i was doing all sorts of stupid things, but this one little story, will be passed down for generations. It was a nice summer night, in spain. And i felt like dancing my feet off (and pick up girls off course) so i went with a few friends to the public salsa bar. And we danced like crazy with all sorts of nice chicks. But at one point, i got extremely drunk. All memories became blanc and i don't really know what happened beyond this. Untill i woke up with an extreme hangover. I woke up... and saw this unfarmiliar space. I didnt know where to look, and i was like... where the hell am i? I looked on my side catching a nice looking girl sleeping next to me... naked... and the bed was all warm..... i could imagine what happened... and i checked my mobile, i got 13 missed calls. And i changed, let the girl sleep and called a cab to come get me... and he drove me back to my hotel... which was in the next city... Yep folks, i followed a girl all the way to the next city while i was drunk... I puked so many times that day... i wonder how much Tequila bottles were involved in this...
Hope you enjoy, i have some more to tell, just don't have time
Yours Truly
Duckz0r
Story #1:
It was a nice summer day in the netherlands, i was at work tho, and it was too quiet to go to work (i work as a butcher), i was extremely bored. Unknowing what would happen that day. I went to my boss, and gave him a headbutt and we started fighting, not for real, just playing (he's such a kid :P, but i like it) so, the day went on. And as i stared off in they air. I looked at the clock while helping a customer, so like normally, i press the button, the number comes out. And i need to help someone again. But... This customer was something else: I greeted him with a normal : Hello, can i help you? and he replied with: "Do you sell fish?".... i looked with an amazed look to his face, he came to a butcher shop. To ask for FISH!? the funny and amazing thing is. The fish shop is just 3 meters away from us. And i looked at him, and said: No we're currently out of stock....
Story #2:
Alot of people say i have a nice smile, especially older woman. This butcher shop is amazing, mostly on Saturday it's freaking full of mostly woman from surinam getting their cheap meat. So like any other customer, i helped a nice woman. She smiled at me and i smiled back. Then when i was halfway done, she called her daughter. But man, that daughter was beautiful!! she had this nice coloured skin. nice blue eyes and a smile that could kill. I couldn't keep my eyes off her. So when we were done, i gave the mother back her change and i looked at that daughter again. And the mother said to me: Hey, i know you have a nice smile, but you are not touching my daughter!! And i was like... sorry... and she laughed. After that laugh, she gave me her phonenumber, address and alot of other info, like she is still a virgin she believes. Ok... i was just watching that girl, and she was already planning our half wedding. I was like... WTF!! O_o. And the mother gave me a: Bye son, as a goodbye. I was extremely shocked... I never called that girl... (such a shame)
Story #3
Gee alot of working stories huh? So basically, it was another hard saturday. And this time i had to work with the guy that sells alot of surinamish specialties. So it was pretty busy, and i helped him out alot. So it was 1 o clock when i checked, and it was sort of quiet. And out of nowhere, an old man on a bike lost control over his bicycle and he fell on top of the food (it was burning hot) so he burned his whole freaking face, and i was like.... WTF!!! the bike fell on top of me, the guy was extremely bloody and burned. So i had to call an ambulance and i got the day off. Thanks old geezer :P
Story #4
I was playing basketball with my friends. And so the guy of the challanging side wasnt a friend, just a random guy from the streets who wanted to play ball. I don't really care if strange people play. But just keep it clean... I wasn't prepared for what was gonna happen. We were 8 points ahead of them. And out of nowhere, a guy from the challengers gives a friend of mine an enormous ***** slap... and of course, this resulted into a fight. We all fought great, but these guys were like friggin hellish strong. So we lost... i got home with a black eye and a nice scar on my cheek. Girls love that scar, they say it makes me look dangerous... Thank you idiots :D
Story #5
A friend of mine had a karate tournament, and wanted me to and some other friends to go watch him and cheer him on. So... we went there, and after some extremely nice battles. It was my friends turn in the finale. He was sooo friggin happy. But damn satan was lurking behind them. Because nobody saw this coming. The bell rang, the fight started, my friend gets the first point for a succesfull hit in the back. Another point... and after the third point, you win... but... the challenger used a high kick, and trying to block the kick my friend used his open arm... and when he blocked it. We ALL, literally ALL, heard a very hard *KNACK*... and my friend looked at his hands, seeing his pinkie was hanging, on the side where it wasnt supposed to bow... He looked up to me and fainted, we all ran over to him. And he was disqualified for being unable to fight... damn, gotta hate things like this.
Story #6
It was deep summer, i went to vacation in spain. Where i was doing all sorts of stupid things, but this one little story, will be passed down for generations. It was a nice summer night, in spain. And i felt like dancing my feet off (and pick up girls off course) so i went with a few friends to the public salsa bar. And we danced like crazy with all sorts of nice chicks. But at one point, i got extremely drunk. All memories became blanc and i don't really know what happened beyond this. Untill i woke up with an extreme hangover. I woke up... and saw this unfarmiliar space. I didnt know where to look, and i was like... where the hell am i? I looked on my side catching a nice looking girl sleeping next to me... naked... and the bed was all warm..... i could imagine what happened... and i checked my mobile, i got 13 missed calls. And i changed, let the girl sleep and called a cab to come get me... and he drove me back to my hotel... which was in the next city... Yep folks, i followed a girl all the way to the next city while i was drunk... I puked so many times that day... i wonder how much Tequila bottles were involved in this...
Hope you enjoy, i have some more to tell, just don't have time
Yours Truly
Duckz0r