View Full Version : Tonight I'm taking out my wife
Knifes
06-11-2005, 09:14 PM
.......
*think... what was your first interpretation of the thread title*
..........
what did you first initally think that phrase meant?
that a killing was about to occur...
or
that a husband was treating a wife to dinner senario?
I was bored... so a simple interpretation study on how messed up or not messed up net peeps are :D:p
7amood
06-11-2005, 09:22 PM
This is AMAZING ^_^
I really like it...
u got me with the killing thing.
ANIMEPRO
06-11-2005, 09:23 PM
:eek: ~Geezes~ :eek: Knifes l though you were going to do the unthinkable to your love.
Who knows. :D
chief977
06-11-2005, 09:32 PM
First thing i thought was "taking her out to where?" hehe
Didn't think about the "death" part until about 5 seconds later!
pookie9
06-11-2005, 09:40 PM
First thing to come to my mind was a murder scene. A few seconds later common sense kicked in and said, DINNER! DINNER DAMNIT!
PrinceKr85
06-11-2005, 09:50 PM
i was like... WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
then i thought... i'm going to murder Knifes..... lolz
yeah... that's why i voted future murder scene :D
Shybal Noom
06-11-2005, 09:54 PM
woah woah.... knifes has a wife?!!!!! that was my first reaction... i didnt know anything till i acutally clicked on the thread...
lol
i was like... sh*t, knifes has a wife? does that mean when he said no when i proposed he already had a wife?
lol
so add that one!!! knifes had a wife?!!!!!!!!
-2 lol's in this post-
Knifes
06-11-2005, 10:04 PM
woah woah.... knifes has a wife?!!!!! that was my first reaction... i didnt know anything till i acutally clicked on the thread...
lol
i was like... sh*t, knifes has a wife? does that mean when he said no when i proposed he already had a wife?
lol
so add that one!!! knifes had a wife?!!!!!!!!
-2 lol's in this post-
Dammit... I was thinking about that after made the thread and poll :D:p
I was like... "hey wait sec... most people here know I'm single and still underage.... won't they interpret that inccorrectly? :D:p"
but alas.. it's too late :D:p
hmm... quite the interesting poll though... good thing people aren't too screwed up :D:p oh btw.. I had a feeling this would appeal to people who thought the death senario :D:p
(hence why currently all 4 who chose that last option def. replied) ;)
Iruka
06-11-2005, 10:08 PM
Chao~
I was thinking where you're gonna take your "wife" to too~
I didn't recognise you can read the title the other way as well until I saw the choices for your poll~
Guess I like to go out too much~~
Tehehe~~ ^_^
Sturmwulf
06-11-2005, 10:15 PM
heheh. Looks like I am one of the minority that had the initial thought of seeing you on the 10 o'clock news. I could see the news reporter reporting " Crazed man, who posts under the pseudonym Knifes on the popular forum Hongfire, kills wife with a knife....oh the irony! " :D
PrinceKr85
06-11-2005, 10:29 PM
i knew that you were underage... which is why i was further like... WTF?!?!?! :D
My first interpretation is that you are taking your wife out to dinner, NOT the other choice.
Snuts
06-11-2005, 10:48 PM
hmm... dinner, murder... dinner, murder... murder, dinner
so confusing.
What about "i'm gonna get my kid"
that would work.
My first reaction was defintely....
Wtf another boring thread???
Second reaction:
Knife's married??? WTF...
seorang
06-11-2005, 11:01 PM
I initially assumed dinner, then thought again, this being HF, there's gotta be something else behind it.
Atachi
06-11-2005, 11:09 PM
i totally missed the "out" in the title so my first thought was:
"why he has to create a thread for s.t. like that?"
i miss the third option in the poll ^^ -> "eh?"
npdcb
06-11-2005, 11:26 PM
Like previously mentionned above...I would pick the third invisible option which IMO would be a dinner following with a murder scene ^^ ...or murder then dinner...cannibalism eiw
cool thread
Desmonthes
06-11-2005, 11:27 PM
i totally missed the "out" in the title so my first thought was:
"why he has to create a thread for s.t. like that?"
i miss the third option in the poll ^^ -> "eh?"
like Tonight I'm taking my wife to where for sex ? :p
(showthread.php?p=414397#post414397)
oink37
06-12-2005, 02:48 AM
At first I solely thought of the future murder scene. I blame it on all the depressive and angsty threads in Garbage & Rants. =P
Second thought was: dang, is my school English failing me again?
rhapsody9
06-12-2005, 03:06 AM
The first thing that came to my mind was dinner. But the murder scene came to my mind before the page loaded (which is obviously slow)... And many more ideas came, I'll just keep it a secret :P
Javituchi
06-12-2005, 05:17 AM
Sorry, but the first thought I had after seeing your name and the thread title, I asked myself if was it possible for you to have a wife... :D Gomen, no offense included, forgive me...
After that one, the second one that I had was that I thought you were going to get divorce. Sorry, my english sucks, I know, I only realized about the real objectives when I saw the full thread.
But if I said I thought you were taking her out I would be lying.
And no murderer thoughts are in my mind... Sorry to dissapoint you... :p
Fanin
06-12-2005, 06:46 AM
Reaction by sequence:
1. wtf, knifes has a wife?
2. taking out for dinner
3. (after reading the first post) murder comes to my mind
4. My conclusion: Knifes is taking out his wife's virginity tonight.
LordShade
06-13-2005, 06:32 AM
At first, I misread it as "I'm taking out YOUR wife" and I thought it was going to be a murder.:D (of Kinfes)
burnout
06-13-2005, 06:55 AM
i though it was a dinner thing. after i read the other post then i got the rest of it. meh... im so slow.
sargentwhitey
06-13-2005, 07:58 AM
Dinner!
*chows down on food and such*
Maria Renard
06-13-2005, 09:50 AM
mmh... i was thinking in the wife thinguie... ^^U
(even i thought you really... were married ^^U... *slaps forehead :p*)
Gao~!
Chaotic Heavens
06-13-2005, 10:01 AM
I didn't think either of the two. I was more like "WTF! He has a wife!!!1111oneoneone Why is he here!".
But after thinking that and assuming you did, I was more inclined to believe you were going to ask where to take her out. Maybe like some nice restaurant.
S&T Kawaii Love
06-13-2005, 10:25 AM
The first thing I thought was, "OMG knifes has a wife?!?! :D", he is still so young and allready has a wife?... *gives comedy award to knifes*
Blood_Raven
06-13-2005, 07:05 PM
ooooh! *claps* very good post! truely superb, i thought you were gonna kill someone, haha, that was great
REP!
Zapper216
06-14-2005, 12:28 PM
I thuoght that u were going to kill her good thing ur not
cyress8
06-14-2005, 05:59 PM
actually when i first read it i was thinking how the hell knifes have a damn wife and im older, WHAT THE **** IM DOING WRONG!
dum200
06-14-2005, 06:31 PM
intersting although i dont know anyone here but i always thought pl here are older than me haha guess not knifes
juan899
06-14-2005, 06:35 PM
First interpretation was "Ok...taking the wife ..ok that sounds kind of nice"
then when i read the poll options the only thing that in was my brain was
"...W..th"
Rugal
06-14-2005, 07:18 PM
To dinner, of course.
Draco888
06-15-2005, 11:03 AM
Actually....my first thought was "WTF..HE got a wife ????????.....poor thing......" :D:D:D :P
second thought " Knifes+wife+dinner....poor thing...I pity her so....." .... :P
so...it was the dinner for me lolz :P
didnt got the second meaning untill I saw u'r poll lolzzz...
LordThyMaster
06-21-2005, 07:18 PM
Thats damn good funny! :)
ryoko46
06-21-2005, 07:24 PM
future murder scene
is wut i picked but that is just how i think of things ^_^ lol
that wife it so gonna die!!
LOL!!!!
I never even saw that dinner part coming!
and here I thought someone would announce a murder
Mai Tokiha
01-18-2006, 05:55 PM
heheh. Looks like I am one of the minority that had the initial thought of seeing you on the 10 o'clock news. I could see the news reporter reporting " Crazed man, who posts under the pseudonym Knifes on the popular forum Hongfire, kills wife with a knife....oh the irony! " :D
Yeah, that's it exactly! :D